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... and one more thing!
I'd like the find the individual who invented Styrofoam packing peanuts, and put a bullet in his or her head for my troubles, too. These are the worst things ever invented, eclipsing even Muzak and the Olsen Twins. I mean, they're just horrible! They generate static and then cling to everything they touch, including the items they're supposed to protect during shipping and the people trying to unpack said items. They break apart easily and, once broken, use their super powerful static powers to get into crevices (like, oh.... the spaces between keys in keyboards). Worst of all is that my cat believes that they are a delectable treat to eat whole and then vomit up along with whatever food he hasn't digested.

Sometimes progress means taking a step backwards and returning to basics. First step back? Ban the ghost-turds.

That is all.

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roho From: roho Date: May 22nd, 2002 01:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I bless the man who invented bubblewrap, and doubly bless the one who invented Super Jumbo Bubblewrap (the kind where each cell is the size of a loaf of bread).

Ghost turds...never heard 'em called that before. Oddly fitting :P
varro From: varro Date: May 22nd, 2002 01:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

Are the peanuts worse than pop-up ads, telemarketers, or Dr. Laura?
lcremeans From: lcremeans Date: May 22nd, 2002 01:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

The Olsen Twins aren't evil anymore.

They're just jailbait. >:D

However, if you could hunt down and torture Martha Stewart for me, I would be forever in your debt.

-lee
feren From: feren Date: May 22nd, 2002 01:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: The Olsen Twins aren't evil anymore.

I accept cash, check or charge (via PayPal). Ammunition is also billed to your account after the work is done. Currently there is a waiting list for this person... most of the people ahead of you are frazzled housewives who believe she must be eliminated before she makes their lives any more harf-tastic.
feren From: feren Date: May 22nd, 2002 01:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nothing is more horrible than Dr Laura.
frostyw From: frostyw Date: May 22nd, 2002 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
How about assless chaps?
feren From: feren Date: May 22nd, 2002 01:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Urp?

Those aren't horrible, they're just unsettling -- or exciting, depending on who you are.

Now let us never speak of them again.
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feren From: feren Date: May 22nd, 2002 02:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Urp?

I am wolf chew-toy.
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captain18 From: captain18 Date: May 22nd, 2002 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Phear!

Feren's ass is copyrighted?!
feren From: feren Date: May 23rd, 2002 01:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Phear!

Yes.
chebutykin From: chebutykin Date: May 23rd, 2002 05:00 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Phear!

Wow, the things you learn on Feren's journal...
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 23rd, 2002 07:09 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Urp?

You cannot be serious. How can we just NEVER speak of this again. I think I can remember a particular URL for everyone to followup on this at...

Shanedoll
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 23rd, 2002 03:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Urp?

What, this (http://www.kittyfox.net/~feren/drawings/Koz-FerenChaps.jpg)?
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 24th, 2002 02:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Urp?

That's the pic...

Shanedoll
chebutykin From: chebutykin Date: May 23rd, 2002 05:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Next time I send you Cheb-endorsed goodness in the mail, I'll try to remember to avoid the packing peanuts. I use them for packing for the sole purpose of recycling them, rather than throwing the damn, earth-toxic things out.
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