Go me.
Well, there's no "think" about it, anymore: a call to AT&T to check things out confirms it, they unplugged me this afternoon. I had a balance of $120 that was past due, so I can't blame them. What I love is that to get the service turned back on it'll take 72 hours and another $27.95. What a great scam.
Good thing I don't watch TV that much.