Sometime in the last thirty-six hours a cup fell over in my bedroom, and spilled a mixture of soda and melted ice cubes into my main server's keyboard. Through various UNIX trickeries I have managed to log out of the system and attempted to diagnose the level of trouble I've got here. It's not good... my right shift key and the "n" and "m" keys are completely nonfunctional, thus ensuring that any attempt to log in to the console on my machine are now utterly gone.
Keyboards for these buggers are $100 a pop and going fast.
I've nobody but myself to blame for this one, I was lazy and didn't dispose of the soda cup as I should have. That'll learn me!