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			Paint It Black Living the American dream one heartbreaking piece at a time




			11:01 am August 21st, 2009

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	Dear Lazyweb: Help me be a smartass
	Dear Lazyweb, It is under great duress that I am editing my profile in the "$EMPLOYER Commons," which is essentially an internal Facebook site full of rah-rah-rah propaganda. One of the things I'm being told I need to do is supply a "tagline" that suits me. I need something that will pass the HR/Corporate/Management "sniff test" but still convey a level of snarkiness to those who know me. I'm sure linnaeus would have a good suggestion, but I want all of you to feel free to chip in too. Tags: 2009, gruntle, work Current Location: Tower o' Fun Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: DI.fm chillout channel

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			Comment by Stryck

	From: stryck	Date: August 21st, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Ginning up enthusiasm, one day at a time!

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			Thread started by Brendan

	From: roho	Date: August 21st, 2009 05:31 pm (UTC)		(Link)

"Crackers don't matter!"

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	From: warphammer	Date: August 21st, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Gnngh, need to watch that again now. :)

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			Comment by Yotogi

	From: yotogi	Date: August 21st, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Handling your pipe, whether you want it or not.

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			Comment by AngelWind

	From: angelwind	Date: August 21st, 2009 06:24 pm (UTC)		(Link)

The best ironic sentence ever for a corporation"

"Communication counts."

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			Comment by Josh

	From: prophetx	Date: August 21st, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC)		(Link)

"Not so much threatening as much as openly hostile"

"Which one of you suit wearing fucks is my new core switch??"

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			Thread started by Chris Kozloski (Tarin or Koz)

	From: tarinfirepelt	Date: August 22nd, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)		(Link)

One of the finest chaps in the department. ;)

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	From: captain18	Date: August 22nd, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)		(Link)

Niiiiiiiice.

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			Comment by The Captain

	From: captain18	Date: August 22nd, 2009 06:09 am (UTC)		(Link)

How about "Usah expect I fix!"

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			Comment by markvd

	From: markvd	Date: August 22nd, 2009 07:20 am (UTC)		(Link)

"I molest your bits."

Also works well on a t-shirt with a firewall on the back.

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			Comment by duckhunter

	From: duckhunter	Date: August 24th, 2009 06:03 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Selling your data, one bit at a time.

I've made peace with my God, and stuck a good bargain with yours. Let's dance.

Corporate Collaborator

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			Comment by The Captain

	From: captain18	Date: August 28th, 2009 02:57 am (UTC)		(Link)

Or there's always the tried and true "I've upped my standards..."

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