Luckily everything in the exam came back normal, with the optomap procedure finding no issues other than a bit of thinning that is relatively normal for somebody as nearsighted as myself. In fact, my main reason for not going in over the last ten years (that I could still see fine through my old lenses, even with all the scratches) was confirmed by the doctor: my prescription hasn't changed, and if it has it's actually gotten a little bit better. Once I had the new prescription in hand it was time to shop for glasses. I hadn't forgotten how expensive they can be, and I'd budgeted several hundred dollars into my Flexible Spending Account with the intention of using it on new frames and lenses. Unfortunately I seem to have expensive taste, and I neded up walking out the door for around $915. But those $915 bought me a new set of Oakley Intake 4.0 frames in black chrome with the top-end lenses (hi index, anti-glare coating, impact resistant, rolled and polished, all the good stuff) as well as a new pair of Ray Ban sunglasses with grey, polarized top-end lenses as well.
For good measure I went over to Sam's Club and bought a third pair (Nike frames with Flexon technology) just so I'd have a set of back-up glasses. It was an expensive weekend, but if I keep these sets for ten years like I did the last batch? I'll be in pretty good shape.
Tonight LensCrafters called and told me that my glasses were in. I didn't know until we got there which set it was, butI was pleased to find that the Oakley frames had come in. I have to say that when I put them on for the first time, after years with my old, scratched up lenses? It was like seeing high-definition television for the first time. I didn't realize just how bad the scratches were on my old lenses, as I'd just sort of gotten used to it over the years. This was truly an eye opening experience, to make an unfortunate pun. I really did need these new glasses! Now the only hard part is getting used to how they sit and feel on my face. The lack of ear pieces that tuck behind my ear? It's very weird. But I like how they look!
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone