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shanedoll From: shanedoll Date: April 21st, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

For your convienence

For your convenience the 800 number to call for cancelling your card (regardless of the reason) is now printed on the back of your credit card.

If contact us from any source except the number listed on your credit card – we will be forced to use our internal authentication process to verify your identity. A blood sample must be taken by a certified (certifiable) professional.

Qualification for obtaining the blood sample is exclusive to their ability to handle the following tasks:
Task 1: Kick Ass
Task 2: Chew Bubblegum

PS: We are all out of bubblegum
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