... or at least I am with lady_curmudgeon at the World's Smallest Flat in Kenosha. I caught the 0700 EDT flight out of LGA (meaning I had to be awake at 0400 EDT, which netted me something like 3 hours of slee) and arrived on time at 0832 CDT. I picked up the Expy, paid the long-term parking bill and drove North. I estimate my time of arrival to be something like 1000. I promptly stripped myself of clothes that stank of travel funk and defeat, crawled into bed with one of the cats and slept until 1635.
I am now awake, showered, shaved and ready to get some food.