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Paint It Black
Living the American dream one heartbreaking piece at a time
Heh. Flight cancelled? EVERYTHING cancelled.
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linnaeus From: linnaeus Date: July 28th, 2007 03:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Be careful with that CD. About a half hour into it, a quiet and seductive voice will begin saying "The minibar... It's right there... Wouldn't a $17 can of macadamia nuts taste really good around now? Wash it down with some Fiji water and Heineken's..."
feren From: feren Date: July 28th, 2007 04:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Shortly after that comes Doctor Steel.... is my bestest friend in the whole world. I will help Doctor Steel... take over the world.
feren From: feren Date: July 28th, 2007 04:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Also, the beverage menu here claims that a bottle of Tanqueray gin is $85. They don't even say if that comes with tonic or even how big that bottle is...

So no, we won't be doing that.
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