0445 -- Arrive at office to perform network switch upgrade on 11th floor.
0530 -- Declare switch upgrade a failure because some jackhole turned the switch closet into a textbook storage area and locked it with a key I do not have on my key ring. 30+ minutes of searching random desks on the floor did not turn up a key that I could successfully use on the lock.
0531 -- Hate everyone, wish to drink heavily.
Burn that mother down