Feren (feren) wrote,
Feren
feren

Who says engineering has no rewards?

Duda Farm Fresh Foods has engineered celery stalks into edible straws for your Bloody Mary. I am something of a heretic -- such a surprise, right? -- because when I'm mixing at home I generally forgo the customary celery stalk garnish in my Bloody Mary. Hey, I may be dating but I'm still living a bachelor life, what use is celery to me outside of that?

But if I had celery that was already in a straw shape? Hell, I'd probably keep a few around for all occasions.
Tags: drunky, wtf
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