Go ahead and try it for yourself if you don't believe me. My first round had me dead on Level 6 with a score of 17,845.
As the night moves on I continue to go back to challenge my AI pong-playing overlord. I also continue to drink Tanqueray gin (or Tanglefoot as my Texan uncle calls it). As each task progresses I'm sure my coordination will stumble from "coordinated" into the "hilarious to watch" territory while playing.
I understand if you can't talk to me again