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feren


	The village can blow me.
	Dear Village Official: In response to your letter dated December 5th? You can choke on it. Choke and die crying. Yours, J. F. Olsen Taxpaying resident and whipping boy for your petty, contrived retribution Tags: canblowme, drama-rama, gruntle, ntb Current Mood: pissed off Current Music: Midway - Monkey Forest (vincent and quentin 2003 remix) (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D )

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	From: frysco	Date: December 7th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)

One would wonder what this letter was about?

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	From: neuracnu	Date: December 7th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Ok, fine, don't join the Navy then.

PS - I am a horrible, horrible person.

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From: ex_miang438	Date: December 7th, 2005 09:58 pm (UTC)		(Link)

*laughs* Yes, but you're a very funny horrible, horrible person.

Besides, if any Village were going to blow

feren, in all likelihood that would be the one...

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	From: neuracnu	Date: December 7th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	but alas...

Besides, if any Village were going to blow feren, in all likelihood that would be the one...

...there is another.

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	From: roho	Date: December 7th, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Re: but alas...

Don't forget, he works for DeVry. Perhaps this village is more appropriate!

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	From: neuracnu	Date: December 7th, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Re: but alas...

But that village doesn't blow.

...

Actually, strike that. I stand corrected.

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	From: rustitobuck	Date: December 8th, 2005 12:32 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Re: but alas...

Nah, this one.

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	From: wolfbrotherjoe	Date: December 7th, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Um... what's wrong? What did they do?

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	From: yakko	Date: December 8th, 2005 01:51 am (UTC)		(Link)

I can't help but notice the "ntb" tag. I have to wonder if tomorrow's post will be about having fun with a not-very-well-guarded bulldozer. O:o)

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	From: posicat	Date: December 8th, 2005 11:36 am (UTC)		(Link)

I had a teacher once, who had absolutely no part in a buldozer traveling 2 miles and ending up in lake michigan. He'd always wink at the "absolutely no part"

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