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Compliments come when you least expect them. - Paint It Black
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Compliments come when you least expect them.
In an AIM conversation today:

Me: I'm in a car with Dave and Jeff, listening to them about World of Warcraft and other boring shit. I'm almost to the point that I'd slam my dick in the car door... it'd at least take my mind off their inane banter about "low damage but high bonuses to heal for warriors." Just cast magic missle against the darkness and fuckoff! Save me! Because now they're talking about paladins and ogres and shit. Unless you want to watch me slam my junk in a car door.

Them: ...please don't. You have nice junk.

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Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Neil Young - No Wonder

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eisenkreis From: eisenkreis Date: October 6th, 2005 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Why are you not on AIM. D:
From: almanzo Date: October 6th, 2005 02:49 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm very squeamish about blood.
From: duncandahusky Date: October 6th, 2005 07:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh sure, you'll show your junk to everyone else...

catdragon From: catdragon Date: October 6th, 2005 11:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Note to self: Examine Feren's junk for niceness. :)
catdragon From: catdragon Date: October 8th, 2005 05:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes indeed, that is nice rear-junk. ;)
rustitobuck From: rustitobuck Date: October 6th, 2005 11:24 am (UTC) (Link)
I've never thought about your junk until now.

Great. Today my mind will be full of speculations on your junk, IBM mainframes, and z/OS.
yotogi From: yotogi Date: October 6th, 2005 03:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
For some reason I keep thinking of the cock-drill from Tetsuo the Iron Man now.
feren From: feren Date: October 11th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't even want to know. The phrase "cock-drill" makes me sad.
From: neowolf2 Date: October 6th, 2005 08:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is giving 'junk in da trunk' a whole new meaning.
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