Bad: It was ten dollars to get a replacement access badge from our HR department. Ten dollars for a simple proximity badge? It's a ten-year-old piece of technology from Honeywell! Come on, this is extortion!
Disturbing: The new picture for my badge is worse than my old one. Now I look like I'm asleep, with a gigantic head and have some sort of degenerative skin disease that turns my face a sallow color of yellow.
The water was rising so damn fast we thought it'd drown us all