*Feren hasn't had to skin or gut anything in over six years. Watch him screw up and nick the bladder. All that meat will get spoiled.
<Almanzo> Wow, you really are a farmboy. And I'm just faking it.
<Feren> Keepin' it real in the Field, yo.
<Almanzo> Don't make me take you down with my phat John Deere.
Well the good ol' days may not return
And the rocks might melt and the sea may burn