Bad: My back hurts a great deal this morning. That behemoth microwave is to blame, I just know it! The emitter horn probably weighs half as much as I do. Not only is it heavy, but it's awkward with most of the weight listing to one side. That just makes it much more likely you'll pull a muscle trying to move the stupid thing, and undoubtedly that's what happened to me.
Disturbing: I got into the office this morning at 0705. When I made my way to my cube I noticed my manager's office was open and he was at his desk, typing away on that laptop of his.... and whistling. There should be a law against being that cheerful at 7:05 in the morning on a workday.
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