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The Incredible Farting Coworker must be stopped at any cost. I… - Paint It Black
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The Incredible Farting Coworker must be stopped at any cost.

I think I'll hire a team of ninjas to perform a surgical strike on him in the elevator lobby. Their mission will be to cork him, dead or alive.

. o O o .

Edit 1:12 PM: These aren't farts, these are acts of war. I'm going to demand reparations for crimes against humanity.

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Current Mood: disgusted
Current Music: Bogie's backside

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From: (Anonymous) Date: January 15th, 2004 11:37 am (UTC) (Link)

Stuck on two

Finally I have a good reason for being stuck on the second floor. Since this building does not have any circulation I have no fear of the Bogie man...

Shanedoll ;)
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feren From: feren Date: January 15th, 2004 01:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Odds are I will end up going to HR about this. I've asked him, I've told him, I've threatened him. Still he's hanging around here and cracking them off.
roho From: roho Date: January 15th, 2004 01:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Woo! Another notch in the belt...getting people dismissed for gross incompitence, gross software violations, and just plain being gross ;)

And yeah, most companies consider deliberate, frequent, unwelcome flatulence a form of harassment these days. Rightly so.
roho From: roho Date: January 15th, 2004 01:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bring in one of the eucalyptus candles. Waft it in his direction as needed. Hope he takes the hint.
feren From: feren Date: January 15th, 2004 01:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, I don't have to hint, he knows. In fact he's proud of being able to fart loudly and often. Which just makes his behavior all the more aggravating.
points From: points Date: January 15th, 2004 08:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Stick Triggur in his cube for a day.
giza From: giza Date: January 16th, 2004 08:34 am (UTC) (Link)
He could be on a high fiber diet like I am. Under doctor's orders, ya know.
feren From: feren Date: January 16th, 2004 09:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Trust me, no... That's not the case.
tarinfirepelt From: tarinfirepelt Date: January 21st, 2004 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...

;)P
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