You should enter next year with In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. You can drink hard liquor and twitch violently on the stage for 15 minutes, then bellow out some unintelligible lyrics. It'll be great!
Karaoke was invented in Japan, you know. My working theory is that all Japanese people are trained either to sing properly, or to find beauty in bad singing, or some mystical Eastern wackiness along those lines.
Feren: I'm having a day where I'm doing okay but still want to knock somebody's teeth in with a steel pipe. Ashryn: You always have those days <3 Ashryn: It's your natural mode of operation Feren: ... good point. Ashryn: 'The sun is shining! Everybody's happy! You don't deserve teeth! *WHACKWHACK*'
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"A bullet sounds the same in every language." -- Stewie Griffin
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Wake me up inside Wake me up inside Call my name and save me from the dark Bid my blood to run before I come undone Save me from the nothing I’ve become
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"One more brain cell and he'd be dangerous, one less and he'd be a plant." -- Garry
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