April 17th, 2006


Monday morning observation.

In my (admittedly not-so-humble) opinion, laws should be passed so that people who fiddle with the thermostats in an office are drug out into the street and summarily beaten with a pillowcase full of quarters. We could have squadrons of specially trained Thermostat Enforcement Agents staged throughout the Midwest, ready to leap onto a plane on a moment's notice. I'm picturing regiments of strong young weightlifers, all of whom can bench 400 pounds and are eager to perform their duty.

Only through the deployment of TEA can we make office life tolerable for cube-drones the world over.

you know what I mean
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