A series of amazingly stupid coincidences lead to my cell phone falling into the cat's waterbowl. Despite the outward appearance of surviving its bath (the LCD is still on, it shows it has a signal, etc) the phone doesn't respond to any key presses, and doesn't ring when you call the number.
I'm going to have fun explaining this one to my manager tomorrow. "Yeah, it sort of fell off my belt clip onto the floor in the bathroom, then I accidentally kicked it, giving it just enough lift to go into the water bowl we have out for the cats...."
I'm sure that'll go over well, especially since I'm on call.