• Mood: murderous
• Music: Voices telling me to feed him into a woodchipper

ARGH!

Repeat it with me now, children, and be sure to speak clearly: I will not install Quality of Service on the corporate WAN router without first consulting Feren. If I do opt to install QoS on the WAN router without consulting Feren, I will not tell the router that a T3 circuit has a maximum bandwidth of 512k, because that's 1% of its actual bandwidth and will surely FUCK THINGS UP!

And now, in closing, I'm now going to borrow a bit from hightensile:

His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood. His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood.
His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood. His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood.
His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood. His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood.
His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood. His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood.
His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood. His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood.
His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood. His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood.
His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood. His coworkers were amazed by the amount of blood.