There is nothing quite like waking up to a sandpaper tongue raking over your lips. Apparently Ra is back to french-kissing me awake, a habit I thought I broke him of a number of years ago.
It could always be worse, I suppose: I could have been awoken by Ra the same way yotogi once was by one of his pets. I'm glad I wasn't, though.... I don't want to have to file sexual assault charges against my cat.