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Dear Lazyweb: Help me be a smartass
Dear Lazyweb,

It is under great duress that I am editing my profile in the "$EMPLOYER Commons," which is essentially an internal Facebook site full of rah-rah-rah propaganda. One of the things I'm being told I need to do is supply a "tagline" that suits me.

I need something that will pass the HR/Corporate/Management "sniff test" but still convey a level of snarkiness to those who know me. I'm sure linnaeus would have a good suggestion, but I want all of you to feel free to chip in too.

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Current Location: Tower o' Fun
Current Mood: apathetic apathetic
Current Music: DI.fm chillout channel

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stryck From: stryck Date: August 21st, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ginning up enthusiasm, one day at a time!
roho From: roho Date: August 21st, 2009 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Crackers don't matter!"
warphammer From: warphammer Date: August 21st, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gnngh, need to watch that again now. :)
yotogi From: yotogi Date: August 21st, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Handling your pipe, whether you want it or not.
angelwind From: angelwind Date: August 21st, 2009 06:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
The best ironic sentence ever for a corporation"

"Communication counts."
prophetx From: prophetx Date: August 21st, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Not so much threatening as much as openly hostile"

"Which one of you suit wearing fucks is my new core switch??"
tarinfirepelt From: tarinfirepelt Date: August 22nd, 2009 02:04 am (UTC) (Link)
One of the finest chaps in the department. ;)
captain18 From: captain18 Date: August 22nd, 2009 03:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Niiiiiiiice.
captain18 From: captain18 Date: August 22nd, 2009 06:09 am (UTC) (Link)
How about "Usah expect I fix!"
markvd From: markvd Date: August 22nd, 2009 07:20 am (UTC) (Link)
"I molest your bits."

Also works well on a t-shirt with a firewall on the back.
duckhunter From: duckhunter Date: August 24th, 2009 06:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Selling your data, one bit at a time.

I've made peace with my God, and stuck a good bargain with yours. Let's dance.

Corporate Collaborator



captain18 From: captain18 Date: August 28th, 2009 02:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Or there's always the tried and true "I've upped my standards..."
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