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Tell me (silly meme)
This assumes (and I think I assume correctly) that most of the people that read this journal and are likely to respond know me to some reasonable extent.

So tell me in a comment: If you saw me cuffed and sitting in the back of a squad car, what would you imagine I was being charged with?

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spoothbrush From: spoothbrush Date: May 13th, 2009 04:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Arson.
vorrant From: vorrant Date: May 13th, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Photography in the second degree.
roho From: roho Date: May 13th, 2009 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Photographing something. 9/11.
rebelsheart From: rebelsheart Date: May 13th, 2009 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh wow, I so connected film2edit's icon with your entry and seeing who really made the entry changes the answer.

Murder 2, based on your acting that one MFF...
wolfbrotherjoe From: wolfbrotherjoe Date: May 13th, 2009 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hrmmm...
If it was in front of your place of business, I could cite all *sorts* of possible reasons...

If not, I'd imagine you had loudly and vehemently protested being told you couldn't do something, like photography for instance, that you felt made no sense, and had gotten arrested for disturbing the peace.
moryssa From: moryssa Date: May 13th, 2009 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mass fursuit-icide?
neuracnu From: neuracnu Date: May 13th, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Jesus-smashing-the-shit-out-of-the-temple-money-changers-style rampage.
gatcat From: gatcat Date: May 13th, 2009 04:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Felonious aggravated thought crime.
slipdragon From: slipdragon Date: May 13th, 2009 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
You'd finally snapped, and started killing people at your job, so, Murder One. :D

--B.

rev_ringtail From: rev_ringtail Date: May 13th, 2009 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
A number of reasons would go through my head,

completely by mistake, which seems most likely, "big bald dude is in the vicinity. He must have done it."

Or taking the big game hunter idea for fur cons a little too far. (Would it be too far, really?)

Oh, and for throwing a chair through a window when they tell you yet again you have to move seats.

And lastly, for taking pictures somewhere the police deem off limits, ie airport, DC, etc.
foxish From: foxish Date: May 13th, 2009 05:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
It would depend on two things: the officers and your personal state.

If you're bloodied and they're unhappy, it's mass serial homocide.

If you're not bloodied but they're still sour Sams, it's criminal negligence and manslaughter.

If they're cheery sorts, then criminal mischief. Blood doesn't matter in this case.

Really, if you're lucky, it's a 6-2-8--Taking The Dude Over To A Pub For Happy Hour.
chebutykin From: chebutykin Date: May 13th, 2009 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Trespassing, resulting in the humorous relocation of a foosball table.
brianblackberry From: brianblackberry Date: May 13th, 2009 05:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well after those previous adventures with your camera, you finally told the cop where to stick it when they attempted to take your camera for photographing a freeway mile post or something.
duckhunter From: duckhunter Date: May 13th, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hmmm.

I mean, frankly, if you haven't snapped by now, you're not going to. Well, unless something so horrid happens, that any manslaughter charges will be reduced to 'felony littering' due to circumstances.

So I'm not thinking anything too violent.

In fact, I could see you doing something like this just to see what happens, so I figure you're heading down to Precinct for a beer.

-DH
goldrose From: goldrose Date: May 13th, 2009 06:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I would guess, and I dunno you THAT well, that it would be for hitting someone who harmed a woman.
frostyw From: frostyw Date: May 13th, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
For removing someone's teeth with a crowbar. Probably at the office.
steelhelix From: steelhelix Date: May 13th, 2009 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd agree with other commenters, that just isn't enough information... we need to know about blood stains or lack thereof... obviously, blood indicates murder... lack of it... mmm... failure to keep your mouth shut when pulled over for a traffic citation?
steelhelix From: steelhelix Date: May 13th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
I suppose I need to elaborate... blood on YOU (someone else's blood) means murder... blood on the cop (your blood) means failing to keep your mouth shut...
yotogi From: yotogi Date: May 13th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Drunk and disorderly.

No, wait, that was me.
From: colliedoc Date: May 13th, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Homicide. Especially if you have that happy little grin on your face like you had the best sex of your life, smoked a Cuban cigar and ate something on the endangered species as a post romp snack.
markvd From: markvd Date: May 13th, 2009 11:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Indecent Exposure
captain18 From: captain18 Date: May 14th, 2009 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Murder. Possibly of a rent-a-cop after a dispute regarding photography.
From: schloss_adler Date: May 14th, 2009 06:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Something involving a flamethrower...
daf666 From: daf666 Date: May 14th, 2009 10:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Everything else has been guessed, so I'll say frotteurism.
blueadept From: blueadept Date: May 18th, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm just starting to go back through LJ entries from when I was gone, so here goes...

...taking photos of things the cops didn't like you taking photos of. Public transport, cops, arrests, buildings... who knows. "Threat to national security" would be the phrase bandied about. You'd be released the next day and all charges would be dropped after a judge laughed them out of court when they ask for an indictment.
From: neowolf2 Date: June 10th, 2009 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Blasphemy.
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