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Wasted morning. - Paint It Black
Living the American dream one heartbreaking piece at a time
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Wasted morning.
0400 -- Wake up.
0445 -- Arrive at office to perform network switch upgrade on 11th floor.
0530 -- Declare switch upgrade a failure because some jackhole turned the switch closet into a textbook storage area and locked it with a key I do not have on my key ring. 30+ minutes of searching random desks on the floor did not turn up a key that I could successfully use on the lock.
0531 -- Hate everyone, wish to drink heavily.

Burn that mother down

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Current Location: Office
Current Mood: pissed off pissed off
Current Music: DI.fm: Miguel Migs - Petalpushing

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doomsey From: doomsey Date: March 26th, 2007 12:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
go home, go to sleep, stay asleep for a long time, and don't come back until the beard is 30 feet long.



or just invest in a nice set of lockpicks.
captain18 From: captain18 Date: March 26th, 2007 01:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
1. How do you know it's been turned into textbook storage?
2. Have they blamed you for not upgrading the switch anyway?
3. JACKHOLE!
feren From: feren Date: March 26th, 2007 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Respectively:

Climbed up on a counter top and moved ceiling tiles to peer into the space; no, because I raised a stink with my manager; and JACKHOLE.

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feren From: feren Date: March 26th, 2007 08:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm not paid nearly enough for that.
wolfbrotherjoe From: wolfbrotherjoe Date: March 26th, 2007 02:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
*gets twitchy*
igor_louis From: igor_louis Date: March 26th, 2007 10:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, there's the problem with differing thought patterns. I follow the belief that: "There are very few personal problems that can't be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

Barring you not having access to a small quantity of C-4 or Semtex though, a crowbar, properly applied, can work wonders.
Then you get the satisfaction of visualizing them coming in, finding the door open with wood splinters lying around the entry, and a job completed.
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