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Living the American dream one heartbreaking piece at a time
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The sound of the blower that keeps him inflated may well drive of mad before this day is through. Even my headphones can not drown out that monotone whirring.
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chebutykin From: chebutykin Date: February 2nd, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
If you cut him at a seam, everyone else will just assume it was a defective seam.

I'm sure you could also find some way to short the blower.
doomsey From: doomsey Date: February 2nd, 2007 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
short the blower? Why bother? just take a big pair of clippers and cut the power cord.
chebutykin From: chebutykin Date: February 2nd, 2007 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Stealth, my friend. Stealth.
doomsey From: doomsey Date: February 2nd, 2007 05:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Stealth? But why?

If I were confronted with such a thing, I'd want to disable it as visibly as possible. :)
chebutykin From: chebutykin Date: February 2nd, 2007 05:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, if you want to be showy about it, I propose filling it with a mix of hydrogen and oxygen, then throwing a match at it.
doomsey From: doomsey Date: February 2nd, 2007 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
without being prosecuted for arson.
chebutykin From: chebutykin Date: February 2nd, 2007 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, that's where the stealth comes in...
doomsey From: doomsey Date: February 2nd, 2007 05:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
use a timer and a spark gap instead of throwing the match, I guess.
shelbystripes From: shelbystripes Date: February 2nd, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I propose finding all the leaky spots and gluing them up, so the air can't escape and the blower starts overinflating him, until he bursts into pieces from the strain.
ronbar From: ronbar Date: February 2nd, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Three words: unscheduled power outage. It could mysteriously affect only the circuit the blower is connected to.

You've revealed $EMPLOYER there, but you could crop it out.
linnaeus From: linnaeus Date: February 2nd, 2007 07:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Haven't met that guy yet. Is he a new project manager?
feren From: feren Date: February 2nd, 2007 07:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Full of hot air, can be knocked over with a feather? Yeah, probably.
urocyon From: urocyon Date: February 3rd, 2007 02:59 am (UTC) (Link)
A decoration that tacky begs for equally low-brow retribution.
hightensile From: hightensile Date: February 3rd, 2007 08:53 am (UTC) (Link)
I was in town yesterday and just missed the big Superbowl Bash Celarbration.

Darn I say.

Darn.
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