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Bad things happen at work.
Shrinkwrapped Feren

I got shrink-wrapped yesterday. I always said I was an industrial accident waiting to happen.

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fiskblack From: fiskblack Date: October 31st, 2006 01:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
In another week, he will sprout as a beautiful butterfly, flitting gracefully from flower to flower, extending his probiscus to suckle the gin hidden therein.
giza From: giza Date: October 31st, 2006 02:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh man, I can't wait to see pics of THAT!
feren From: feren Date: October 31st, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure it'll wind up on YouTube at some point.
yotogi From: yotogi Date: October 31st, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow, there's an image that'll haunt me to my grave.
ben_mouse From: ben_mouse Date: October 31st, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
...and then ATTACK TOKYO!
haikujaguar From: haikujaguar Date: October 31st, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggle*
nekosensei From: nekosensei Date: October 31st, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hmm...maybe I have butterfly wings floating around here somewhere....

*evil grin*

That reminds me of the year where doomsey and I were going to a costume party at a friends house. He didn't have anything to wear, so I dug up stuff from a previous costume, a pair of pink and purple butterfly wings. His sister managed to locate a pair of horns from Renaissance Fair. The result was quite amusing. I think I have pictures of that somewhere.
captain18 From: captain18 Date: November 1st, 2006 05:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Koz must immortalize this imagery.
ottr From: ottr Date: October 31st, 2006 01:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, around here we keep our engineers fresh by putting them in Tupperware.
feren From: feren Date: October 31st, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
We can't afford Tupperware, as evidenced by the grade-F craptastic chain link fence in the background.
prophetx From: prophetx Date: October 31st, 2006 02:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is it pathetic that I recognize each device I see in the background and also know each one's purpose in your network? And I meant personally in your network. I obviously havent been killing the right brain cells
feren From: feren Date: October 31st, 2006 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, it's pathetic.

More clear liquors for you.
rcking From: rcking Date: October 31st, 2006 02:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

That's a keeper

Is it too late to get this picture in the MFF program book?
feren From: feren Date: October 31st, 2006 03:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: That's a keeper

I really hope so. That image would be a horrid way to celebrate my retirement.
linnaeus From: linnaeus Date: October 31st, 2006 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
First thought: Man, keep that fetishy stuff behind a cut... Wait, Feren?

I guess it says something about what experiences stick with you that even though I haven't worked in a warehouse for eight years, my next thought was "Hey, that's not shrink wrap, it's stretch wrap!"
feren From: feren Date: October 31st, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
[keep that fetishy stuff behind a cut... Wait, Feren?Hey, that's not shrink wrap, it's stretch wrap!]

You are correct, sir. But those who are outside the secret cabal of warehouse work wouldn't understand what I meant if I said that. ;)
duncandahusky From: duncandahusky Date: October 31st, 2006 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Huh. I thought they used canvas for those. The miracles of modern materials...
feren From: feren Date: October 31st, 2006 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
We used to get cardboard boxes before they buried us alive, now we just get stretch-wrapped with material pinched from the shipping docks.
chebutykin From: chebutykin Date: October 31st, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Note to self: Bring stretch-wrap to MFF...
film2edit From: film2edit Date: October 31st, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Your co-workers are more interesting thsn mine.
anher From: anher Date: October 31st, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gee, at my work they just pressure tape us to a rolling chair...
rustitobuck From: rustitobuck Date: October 31st, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Read this...and then wonder about the cow-orkers who wrapped ya.
feren From: feren Date: November 1st, 2006 02:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't want to know what you fed into Google to find that.
rustitobuck From: rustitobuck Date: November 1st, 2006 02:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Actually, I've known about it for a long time. I probably got the link from somebody posting "wierd stuff on the web," and it was so extreme it stuck in my head.

I think to find it again, I told Google "roy orbison clingwrap."

It's so popular, it's actually linked from the Roy Orbison entry on Wikipedia. The discussion took me to Mummification (BDSM), which just goes to show that if something exists, somebody, somewhere has made it into a kink.

Makes you wonder about red staplers, doesn't it?
tuftears From: tuftears Date: October 31st, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
The corporate lawyers have gone too far!
brianblackberry From: brianblackberry Date: October 31st, 2006 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I thought they would only finally wrap you in the shrink-wrap when they determined it is finally time to send you to the funny farm.

Is it indeed that time?
urocyon From: urocyon Date: October 31st, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
I thought about my friend Michel
How they rolled him in linoleum
And shot him in the neck
A bloody halo like a think-bubble
Circling his head
And I bellowed at the firmament
Looks like the rains are here to stay
And the rain pissed down upon me
And washed me all away
ronbar From: ronbar Date: October 31st, 2006 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
You probably exceed the maximum LxWxH shipping dimensions for UPS, FedEx, and the USPS. Have you tried being folded up before being stretch-wrapped?
mistletoe From: mistletoe Date: November 1st, 2006 07:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Nice costume!
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