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The village can blow me. - Paint It Black
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The village can blow me.
Dear Village Official:

In response to your letter dated December 5th?

You can choke on it. Choke and die crying.

Yours,
J. F. Olsen
Taxpaying resident and whipping boy for your petty, contrived retribution

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Current Music: Midway - Monkey Forest (vincent and quentin 2003 remix) (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D )

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frysco From: frysco Date: December 8th, 2005 12:46 am (UTC) (Link)
One would wonder what this letter was about?
neuracnu From: neuracnu Date: December 8th, 2005 12:46 am (UTC) (Link)

Ok, fine, don't join the Navy then.


PS - I am a horrible, horrible person.
From: ex_miang438 Date: December 8th, 2005 12:58 am (UTC) (Link)
*laughs* Yes, but you're a very funny horrible, horrible person.

Besides, if any Village were going to blow feren, in all likelihood that would be the one...
neuracnu From: neuracnu Date: December 8th, 2005 01:24 am (UTC) (Link)

but alas...

Besides, if any Village were going to blow feren, in all likelihood that would be the one...

...there is another.
roho From: roho Date: December 8th, 2005 01:35 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: but alas...

Don't forget, he works for DeVry. Perhaps this village is more appropriate!
neuracnu From: neuracnu Date: December 8th, 2005 01:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: but alas...

But that village doesn't blow.

...

Actually, strike that. I stand corrected.
rustitobuck From: rustitobuck Date: December 8th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: but alas...

Nah, this one.
wolfbrotherjoe From: wolfbrotherjoe Date: December 8th, 2005 01:49 am (UTC) (Link)
Um... what's wrong? What did they do?
yakko From: yakko Date: December 8th, 2005 04:51 am (UTC) (Link)
I can't help but notice the "ntb" tag. I have to wonder if tomorrow's post will be about having fun with a not-very-well-guarded bulldozer. O:o)
posicat From: posicat Date: December 8th, 2005 02:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
I had a teacher once, who had absolutely no part in a buldozer traveling 2 miles and ending up in lake michigan. He'd always wink at the "absolutely no part"
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