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Attention! Calling all pine needle scales who have infested my… - Paint It Black
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Attention! Calling all pine needle scales who have infested my shrubs -- namely, my Mugo Pines on the front step: Your doom has been prophesized by He Who Pays the Mortgage! Make your peace, little bugs, for the end draws nigh. Perhaps you noticed the unexpected rain that fell today upon that which you call your home? Did you notice the strange coloration and scent that it carried? It was a strange rain indeed, was it not? That would be because it was laced with SEVIN! Put your heads between your legs and kiss your hard-shelled white abdomens goodbye, for part one of my Evil Plan of Insect Doom was completed today when I rained down hot liquid insectiside death upon you!

MUAHAHAHAHAH!


Of course, the SEVIN was just the beginning, a foundation for the Evil Plan of Insect Doom. Once the frost sets this fall I will mix up a special dilution of horticultural oil and suffocate you to death as the winter comes. Count your days, little sap-suckers, and count them closely... for soon I shall asphyxiate you.

You chose the wrong ornamental shrubs to dine on, laddies, and I intend to correct your mistake.

Act like you know

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arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ieeee! Es el cupacabra! Dia dos muertos! Adios los muertos! Es uuuuh.. rain? de amarillo! El cupacabra! Ieeee!!!
feren From: feren Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
¡Ay! No soy el lechón de la cabra, soy la pantera negra de la condenación del insecto.
arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maria! Maria! Muertas es mi Maria! Puerto y el bajo por que! Por que! Tango a terra! Tango a terra! Tango a terra... -_-
feren From: feren Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Should it worry me that you somehow know the scales that have chosen to infest my ornamental shrubs speak fluent español?
arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Asonadas neccecaria.

Asonadas! Asonadas!
arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bueno sake un papel a un lapiz!?!?!! Punta! En yo punta!! Cock en yo punta. Mal es yo punta. Yo no cockes en los pantalones! Es el cupacabra en la boca!

Ocho! Ocho! Ocho el cupacabra en los pantalones!

Asi... Asi.. Asi tu tango mi sex0rrz. Si. Si esplanation.

Proteccion para el lugar que Ud. llama casa de Feren.
arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Su poliza no incluye cobertura por los dan~os causados debido al atascamiento de cloacas ni por el desbordamiento de la BOMBA del sumidero, a menos que Ud. adquiera cobertura especial contra este tipo de dan~nos. Por favor consulte a su agente para obtener mas detalles sober esta cHupacabra!!!!
arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pagaremos hasta $5,000 por danos ocasionados a lapidas causados por peligros cupacabras.

INcendios el cupacabras en el rayos de Feren.
feren From: feren Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
No! NO! Bad needle scales. You do NOT solicit arsonists. >_
arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Shto s vami? Astaf'tye minya f pakoya!! Pashol von! Pashol van!

Ya patiryal pazhar! Pazhar! Pazhar!

Asonadas de incendios por el cupacabra de assa de Feren! Vandalismo erupcion volcanica por un terremoto!
yotogi From: yotogi Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dude, you need a hobby. Seriously.
arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
El hobby..? de Feren es muertas de cupacabras. ;>
yotogi From: yotogi Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
arphalia From: arphalia Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Si! ^_^
feren From: feren Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
My hobby is to bring death to all who oppose me, after I smash in their teeth with a length of iron pipe.

Barring that, I kill the parasites who seek to lower my property value with unspeakable pleasure. Unspeakable.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?
yotogi From: yotogi Date: September 2nd, 2004 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mushi wa iuniiwarenui etsuraku o kanzuru nai yo!

...oh for fuck's sake, now I'm doing it.
nekosensei From: nekosensei Date: September 2nd, 2004 07:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Read it and weep...

Uds. no saben hablar español. ¿Por qué lo haces? Tampoco deben usar Babelfish para traducir directamente del inglés al español. Lo que Uds. acaban de decir no tiene sentido. Gracias.

日本語とスペイン語を話しません。バカですよ。日本語とスペイン語を話してはいけません。


私は猫先生ですよ。猫が大好きです。
yotogi From: yotogi Date: September 2nd, 2004 07:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Read it and weep...

Now I'm just dying to play a game with the Babelizer.
feren From: feren Date: September 2nd, 2004 07:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Read it and weep...

Do it again, in Esperanto.
yotogi From: yotogi Date: September 2nd, 2004 07:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Read it and weep...

And you know the worst part is I don't have JIS support on the work machine so I have no idea if you're impugning my Nihongo or not.
nekosensei From: nekosensei Date: September 2nd, 2004 07:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ay dios!

たくさんバカな人がいます。バカ、死んでください。
duncandahusky From: duncandahusky Date: September 3rd, 2004 06:00 am (UTC) (Link)
And remember kids, Pepito the sex dwarf says, "Eu pareço ter começado meu penis travado em meu zipper. Poderia você por favor usar suas mãos (e talvez sua lingüeta) ajudar-me?"
roho From: roho Date: September 3rd, 2004 07:01 am (UTC) (Link)
¡No!
¡Mi recto!
spoothbrush From: spoothbrush Date: September 3rd, 2004 08:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Guess whose mom used to make a precursor to Sevin? Guess!

GUESS!

feren From: feren Date: September 3rd, 2004 01:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
...

yours?
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